I was looking for pictures of no eating and drinking signs and this was what came up on the search engine..haha...


Business Signs
Plumber: "We repair what your husband fixed."
Pizza shop slogan: "7 days without pizza makes one weak."
At a tire shop in Milwaukee: "Invite us to your next blowout."
Door of a Plastic Surgeons office: "Hello, can we pick your nose?"
Sign at the Psychic's hotline: "Don't call us, we'll call you."
At a laundry shop: "How about we refund your money, send you a new one at no charge, close the store and have the manager shot. Would that be satisfactory?"
At a towing company: "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."
Billboard on the side of the road: "Keep your eyes on the road and stop reading these signs."
On an Electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts."
In a nonsmoking area: "If we see smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."
On Maternity room door: "Push, Push, Push."
At an Optometrists office: "If you don't see what your looking for you've come to the right place."
On a Taxidermist's window: "We really know our stuff."
In a Podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heels."
On a Butchers window: "Let me meat your needs."
On a fence: "Salesmen welcome, dog food is expensive."
At a Car Dealership: "The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."
Outside a muffler shop: "No appointment necessary - we'll hear you coming."
Outside a hotel: "Help! We need inn-experienced people."
On a desk in a reception room: "We shoot every 3rd salesman , and the 2nd one just left."
In a Veterinarians waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes, Sit! Stay!"
At the electric company: "We would be de-lighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don't you will be."
On the door of a computer store: "Out for a quick byte."
In a restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry, come on in and get fed up."
Inside a bowling alley: "Please be quiet, we need to hear a pin drop."
In the front yard of a funeral home: "Drive carefully - we'll wait."
In a Counselors office: "Growing old is mandatory, growing wise is optional.
English sign in German café: "Mothers, Please Wash Your Hans Before Eating."
On a Scientist's door: "Gone Fission"
On a Music Teacher's door: "Out Chopin"
On the door of a Music Library: "Bach in a minuet"
At a farmer's field: "The farmer allows walkers to cross the field for free, but the bull charges."
On a front door: "Everyone on the premises is a vegetarian except the dog."
On a leaflet: "If you can't read, this leaflet will tell you how to get lessons."
On a gas pump: "Please do not smoke near our pumps. Your life may not be worth much, but our gasoline is."


posted by Jing at 4:41 PM